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My job is top secret.

Even I myself don’t know what I am doing.

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1. That money talks, I'll not deny.

I heard it once, it said goodbye.

2. i’m glad you know sign language.

It’s pretty handy.

3. What do you do to a male goose when it's tipping over?

YOU PROPAGANDAR!

4. We know from Scripture that Jesus preferred soft boiled eggs…

Because he said “My yolk is easy…”

5. Who was the first president of snacks?

Gorge Noshington

6. My son asked me "Why should Koalas wear socks?"

"Becuse they get cold with their bear feet!" The face palm and groan from 3 adults in the room was such a proud moment

7. Yo mama so nondescript...

I got nothing.

8. How do you carve wood?

Whittle by whittle

9. How do you track a postman?

The snail mail trail.

10. Crystal balls.

They're just snow globes for people that don't celebrate Christmas.

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